So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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