is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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