i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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