Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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