Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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