I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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