I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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