Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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