im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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