I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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