Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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