office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you told grandpa to call you daddy
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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