I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
In other news, I just burned my penis
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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