She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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