I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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