This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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