Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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