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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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