2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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