No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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