Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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