i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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