this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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