watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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