That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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