Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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