her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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