North Korea, Best Korea!
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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