I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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