White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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