I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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