Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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