Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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