I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
