guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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