And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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