so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize