It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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