And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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