I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have fence marks all over my body
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
do nipples grow back?
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