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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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