I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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