i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
How's work?
Spinning.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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