If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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