Nicole vs. Life
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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