i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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