End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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