nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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