come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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