Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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