Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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