Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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