But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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