Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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