If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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