yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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