Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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